упал и умер от смеха хДД

[odna-ko]

омг, это самый лучший фанфик из всего, что я когда-либо писала

написать своё можно вот тут

фанфик The Dark Terror Of The Snow
в главных ролях: Гакт и Ю
Рейтинг: R
предупреждение: нервным не читать
и тут на английском))))

The Dark Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, You and Gackt went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and You hit Gackt in his hand with a big agressive iceball. It hurt a lot, but You kissed it passionately and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really insane snow man!" You said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Gackt said. "That would be more funny and politically correct."

"I know," You said. "We can make a snow cat. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up gently and made a wet snow cat. You put on a vine for the stomach. The cat was almost as big as Gackt.

"It looks red," You said nicely. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Gackt said and held up a sexy rose. "I found this bedroom." He put the rose onto the cat's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the cat, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a wind that never comes back once it's gone.

Gackt screamed slowly and ran but the snow cat chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow cat loved him erotically.

"Nobody does that to my little Misterious Candle," You screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow cat through the lip. It fell down and You kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Gackt said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The rose lay in the yard until an awesome child picked it up and took it home.

@музыка: D'espairsRay - 琥珀

@темы: фанф, смешно

Comments

[LilKilla]

insane snow man cat
Too much snow.... too much for Gackt XDDD
Then the snow cat loved him erotically
Even a cat knows what to do with Gackt! XDD

[odna-ko]

LilKilla

ven a cat knows what to do with Gackt! XDD

а то! вот честно говоря с трудом представляю эту картину

[LilKilla]

AlmightyME ну, если кот с размера гакта....

[odna-ko]

LilKilla о дааааааа кот в бутынкой вина вместо живота и ванной вместо носа я хочу на это посмотреть

[LilKilla]

AlmightyME =))))))

[~Ryuik~]

Какая трогательная история))) Переведи и отправь на сайт Роджера)))

[odna-ko]

~Ryuik~ Роджера? это где?
хыхы да не знаааю а будет кому-то интересен этот написанный компьютером фанф?

[~Ryuik~]

AlmightyME

))) roger666.narod.ru, там есть раздел с фанфиками по джей-року) Да ладно, ты только укажи соавтора xDD И что это стеб. А так... по-моему, это не хуже многих других фанфиков, которые там есть.